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There are many users roaming the Internet who like to search and create various jokes. At one time, such a joke appeared: when the query “Google you are a honey” was entered into Google, the TITLE “I'm not your sweetheart, you stupid brute” appeared in the second place. Now such an answer, thanks to the efforts of the young blogger Alexander Baryshevsky, appears in the first place.

This is the answer follows from Google to the request "google you honey"

The same joke was rolled out for Yandex, i.e. if you now type in Yandex “Yandex you are a darling”, the search results will again show “I’m not a darling for you, you stupid brute”.

The trick worked with Yandex.

If you use the wordstst.yandex.ru service, you can see that users make a lot of stupid queries containing the words "yandex you are sweetheart":

• Yandex you are a honey, but Google is better;
• Yandex I love you honey;
• Google said that Yandex honey, etc. etc.

Users make a lot of stupid queries containing the words "yandex you honey"

Such requests are, on the one hand, low-competitive (NK), and on the other hand, they have sufficient frequency to receive traffic.

Output: for such "stupid" queries, you can easily get traffic to your website or blog. Another question is how much convertible such traffic will be.

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There are often funny search queries on the web, the meaning of which may not be understood the first time. "Yandex you are a honey, but Google is better" - a similar construction I met recently. Not only the topic itself is unusual, but also its popularity - several thousand requests a month.

The construction of the phrase bears little resemblance to the slang of webmasters or programmers, rather it resembles the casual chatter of teenage girls. Obviously, it has nothing to do with website promotion either. The unusualness interested me, and I decided to delve into the topic and look for where the "legs grow" from. I would like to understand what motivates people who enter this kind in the search bar.

Query statistics

There are many looking for this topic on the Internet that they want to find on it, let's see below, while I give the numbers for related queries that are parts or derivatives of the main one (I checked phrases in quotes - an exact match):

• Yandex you honey - 23 thousand requests
• Google you honey - 6 thousand requests

Other related searches:

Interestingly, powerful surges are observed twice a year - in early spring and early summer. During these periods, people are interested in Yandex and Google "little things" several times more often.

What are you looking for by request?

In order to understand the origins of the request, it was enough to scan the search results for this keyword in Yandex. As I expected, the key is of artificial origin and the popularity of "Yandex you honey" began to gain after the corresponding answer appeared in the search results.

This is the rare case when it is not demand that gives rise to supply, but supply has led to an increase in demand.

The situation is as follows - the site hogwartsnet.ru has prepared a page with the text "I'm not your sweetheart, you stupid cattle" and optimized it for the query "Google you are sweetheart." As a result, a joke was born, in which the user's request showed a boorish response in the search results, giving the impression that the search engine is conducting a conversation through artificial intelligence. I don’t want to assess the level of culture of the authors, I would have implemented something more decent and humorous, but how it turned out.

Of course, Google had nothing to do with this dialogue, but this “Question - Answer” link aroused the interest of users. The viral effect gave a good increase in the frequency of the request and traffic on it.

Inspired by the results obtained on Google, the author of the blog cms-all.ru/interesnoe/82-ya-tebe-ne-lapochka.html (I found his article as the primary source) decided to pull off a similar trick with Yandex, simply replacing the name of the search engine in request.

An unusual answer appeared and users began to enter the required request to see it - the scheme worked.

Why are these requests needed?

These keywords do not carry any practical benefit for the Internet or any intellectual load. They are an example of how traffic is made out of thin air. There were no Google and Yandex honeypots on the network and there was no traffic for them, materials appeared on the sites - users appeared who wanted to find them.

By the way, this is one of the marketing options. The typical capitalist consumer economy likewise creates demand for many unnecessary goods, without which everyone previously did and did not suffer. Someone invented a nonsense called "selfie", now selfie sticks pump money out of the pockets of stupid hamsters - an example of how money is made out of nothing.

Returning to traffic. A similar method can be used for viral promotion of your site in search engines. You need to come up with an interesting "Question - Answer" combination, prepare an answer in the snippet and on the page of your site, and then spread the rumor about your joke - if it shoots, you can collect a lot of new visitors.

This method of promotion is easier than site promotion for existing high-frequency queries, since everything created earlier has competition. By creating interest, you get an unoccupied request, for which no one else claims traffic. It is easy to get into the TOP of the search engine using it.

The only thing worth paying attention to is that this traffic will be a dummy for any topic, except for entertainment - there are a lot of visitors, but there are no sales from it, because they are not target people.

Yandex and Google honey, but who is better?

Taking this opportunity and the raised topic, I will express my opinion - definitely, as a search engine, Yandex is better (forgive Google). No matter how much I tried to get used to Google when it was fashionable, but I could not get used to it - it does not give me good answers to what I am looking for - one slag comes across. And the archaic design from the 90s is not comfortable for me. Yashka, on the other hand, has everything done for people.

Therefore, I use Google only when I need to search for something in the bourgeoisie in overseas languages. Which search do you like best?

Sometimes, when searching, you come across such results that make no sense. Regular users, I suppose, in this case will enter another query, but users like us, who are mired in search and search engine optimization, continue to scratch their heads.

I've collected these ten search results from the last couple of months and decided to post them on a blog so that the smart team can take part in the solution.

# 10 - Google's Favorite University

# 9 - Wikipedia as Safe Search

I was hoping that they read the text inside the Flash file, but since this is completely unavailable, I guess they just paid a lot of attention to everyone with “attractive” anchor text. 🙂

# 5 - your site is not here

# 3 - Where to get married well

I am a busy person and I have to fuss over the wedding very much. So I was looking for marriage license seattle, wa.

I was stopped by a government agency recommended by this card, I can say that this is a good place to get a wedding license in Seattle. However, why no address is shown (even if you follow the map, you cannot find the address) and why the link leads to the wrong page (correct url Seattle.gov or Metrokc.gov), I could not understand.

# 2 - One of these domain requests is not like the others

It's not entirely clear why Google provides URL information when requested.

In general, a query for any other domain will yield standard results, many of which include site links. Since domain queries are so popular, I guess there are a lot of confused users wondering why About got such strange results.

# 1 - Math and the Beatles

Now I am well aware that a week, formally contains seven days, but sometimes there is not enough time, especially when you are in love. So the Beatles gave us Eight Days a Week... But Google says something strange about this.

It is clear that this is 8 divided by 7, but I cannot understand why the calculator came out.

You can post your comments or observations on unexplained phenomena in Google search results to Rand Fishkin's blog.

Hello dear readers of the blog site. I want to say a few words about how SEOs joke... If we exaggerate strongly, then on some request with certain selfish interests. Usually they do this in order to raise their site or client's site to the Top (the first ten responses from Yandex or Google). Everything is clear and prosaic here (loot rules the world). But life would be boring if we stopped doing stupid things ...

Well, you must admit, what is the use of creating a search bomb "Yandex you are a sweetheart" with promotion to the Top of the site with the answer "I am not your sweetheart, with ---- and t ---- I". After all, it is rude (and possibly labor-intensive), but most of the audience to whom this joke is intended (shkolota), it will be very amusing. Oh, look, Yandex can swear. Cool ...

But it doesn't matter if the joke is funny or not. Another thing is important - it clearly demonstrates that it is not so difficult to manipulate the search results, however, if the request is not very competitive. Those. necessary come up with some kind of provocative request and promote a funny answer to the Top on him. As soon as this becomes the property of a bored schoolboy, the request will instantly gain popularity and everyone will advise each other to enter something like “Yandex (Google) you are a honey (deer)” into the search box and laugh at one of the first answers in the search results.

You know what? And this can be quite curious. So much so that I (already having a son who is almost beyond the age of "shkolota") decided to write a post about it. Let's see how well our SEOs have a sense of humor and what they could and can boast of now. Curious? And then ...

How did Yandex become a sweetheart and why is Google better?

Actually, you can familiarize yourself with the answer "how to do it" by going to the site, which will the first in the results of Yandex and Google on the request "Yandex you are a sweetheart".

There, the "enterprising tovarisch" explains that he created a page with a title that will be the answer to this question. But in order for this page to be displayed in Yandex search results for the specified request, he used it several times in the text and even highlighted it in bold.

Because there was not much competition for it at that time, then the article in a remarkable way jumped to the Top and even eventually took first place. We give a standing ovation, because now this phrase is requested about sixty thousand times in Yandex and the site of the "joker" gets decent traffic.

There are also variations of this query, such as the one given in the heading “Yandex you are a sweetheart, but Google is better”, “Yandex you are a deer”, “Yandex you love me”, etc. Now you know the secret and, if you want and have enough creativity and knowledge in the SEO, you can repeat or even surpass all this. For me, just a statement of fact is enough.

This was an example when a joke gave a very good return in the form of additional traffic to the site and in the form of satisfying the ambitions of the author who invented and implemented it. But often the more successful (in my opinion) jokes and gags that were implemented by SEO methods in Yandex or Google search results, did not bring their authors anything but moral satisfaction... It is precisely in front of such enthusiasts, as it seems to me, that it is worth taking off your hat.

Wow Yandex jokes

Next, I want to give a number of examples of those who are still "alive", and most often have already died in Bose. search jokes Yandex and Google, which were realized from only one naked desire to neigh and give a hearty laugh to other network users. Agree, when the search engine itself jokes - it's much funnier (and more natural) demotivators, etc. smesharikov.

1. This joke clearly shows the attitude of the "celestials from the world of CEO" to those who are hooked on:

   

2. True, now the previous request no longer gives Contact in the first place, but there is also such a request that still works great in Yandex:
   
   
3. Here is also an unexpectedly insistent answer to the seemingly difficult question "worst search engine":

   

   I can't imagine how such a result can be achieved, unless this is really the opinion of the Yandex search engine about a former competitor (already died two years ago).

4. Jokes are found not only in the search results, but sometimes in the ad units that are shown there:
   
   
5. Again, the jokes are moving forward a lot (it's hard to imagine that at least a couple of people entered the query "what to do if Voldemort washes with my shampoo") and into Yandex and Google search tips:

   

   
   
6. There are a couple of frequently entered queries on the toilet topic: “What will happen if a crowbar is thrown into the toilet of a train at full speed” and “What to do if my toilet is dancing.” Apparently someone promoted them, but the essence of this idea is now somewhat vague Although only one originality of the questions can be given a five.

Google jokes

1. I, of course, perfectly understand the guys who, living over the hill and not being able to type in the Russian layout, therefore write their messages on Russian-language forums, social networks and blogs with transliteration. What do you think about it? Personally, I constantly "stumble" about this, and when such a "wonderful" prompt was issued in Google on such a "wonderful" prompt, with all my laughter, I simply could not:

   

   Apparently it was someone from the Russian Google search team that made a joke, but then everything was fixed.

2. Google is somewhat pessimistic about the mental development of the vast majority of our planet:
   
   
3. Previously, at the request of "nonsense", Google gave the second place to the site of its direct competitor (Yandex).